A tourist visiting England's Eton College asked
A tourist visiting England's Eton College asked the gardener how he got the lawns so perfect. "That's easy," he replied, "You just brush off the dew every morning, mow them every other day and roll them once a week." "Is that all?" asked the tourist. "Absolutely," replied the gardener. "Do that for 500 years and you'll have a nice lawn, too."
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