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Dan_Gedankenleser.htm Dan_Gedankenleser.htm 



Das neue Bündner Wappen Das neue Bündner Wappen 

Das neue Bündner Wappen

Die erste digitale Uhr Oesterreichs Die erste digitale Uhr Oesterreichs 



Ein Besuch im Zoo.pps Ein Besuch im Zoo.pps (324 KB)



ERROR MESSAGE HAIKU ERROR MESSAGE HAIKU 
Tired of those annoying error messages on your PC? In Japan, they
have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages
with their own Japanese haiku poetry to add an oriental serenity to
normal everyday aggravation.


A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
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ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.



EUGurkenVerordnung.pdf EUGurkenVerordnung.pdf (49 KB)



Flying Gonzo - ein Spiel Flying Gonzo - ein Spiel 



Frauen verstehen die Männer einfach nicht... Frauen verstehen die Männer einfach nicht... (148 KB)



Führungskrise.jpg Führungskrise.jpg 

Führungskrise.jpg

gates.jpg gates.jpg 

gates.jpg

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